Saturday, October 21, 2006

Criselda Volks was offered to do Porn

Actress Criselda Volks admitted that she was approached by a producer to do hardcore porn. The producer was looking for an Angelina Jolie look-alike and she easily fits the bill. She was offered a whopping $900,000 but she declined the offer because her kids might see the movie someday.

1 comment:

don_pedro said...

SHOWBIZ HOT
Ni Ogie Diaz, Contributing Editor


SEXY ACTRESS DISAPPOINTED SA "NOTES" NI YOUNG ACTOR

Nalokah ang isang inactive sexy actress nu'ng
minsang magdyugdyugan sila ng isang young actor na
dyunakis (son) ng isang mahusay na comedian.

Alam n'yo ba kumbakit?

Disappointed ang sexy actress C sa notes ni young
actor K, dahil super-liit. Super-describe nga si C sa
amin ng itsura ng notes ni K.

"Juice ko, 'Day, super small! I think mga 3 1/2
inches lang, ganu'n lang ang size, kaya when I gave
him a BJ, swak na swak sa mouth ko.

"Although in fairness to him, flawless siya. Ang
ganda ng tubo ng balahibo sa dibdib niya. Saka
masarap siyang humalik.

"But he was so unfair everytime we would do it.Nadiri yata sya sa kamot ko sa katawan"

Why?

"Pero tama ba 'yon na bini-BJ ko siya, tapos ako,
hindi niya kinakain?

As in normal position lang ang alam niyang gawin? Parang walang gana!

"Hmph, buti na lang, he's so guwapo!"

Clue?

Ang last name ni sexy actress C sounds like a
make of a vehicle.

Si young actor K naman, may pagka-bansot at ang
fadir niya ay may everyday show.

Gets n'yo na?

Hindi pa?

Hay, naku...next issue na ang ibang clues